Lol!!!

Little ryan SOPHMORE from DB sent me these things

Drum Major, also known as "Dumb Major" the alpha-band geek, who may, or may not be the master of his or her domain. They are suck ups to the band director and are usually the closest to him. Normally suffers from permanent PMS

A college is a moderately priced daycare that provides entertainment for people above the age of 18. Disenfranchised young people go to get drunk, get down with it, and spend thousands of dollars on a degree that wont be relevant to their job just so they can be "well rounded".