Saturday, July 26, 2008

So i was bored the other day

And i needed something to do and some random people from maplestory confronted me with an idea to make a small video.
So i made it.
Its kinda funny

The ending is the best!


http://youtube.com/watch?v=3fq6vZuJaiQ&fmt=18

I dont wanna embedd because it ruins the quality

Friday, July 25, 2008

For Ryan

Anonymous 08/07/25(Fri)13:22 No. >1246893');">1246893 I'm the only white guy who works at a Korean computer store. They're so fucking corrupt it's unbelievable. We carry old-ass PCI (Not PCI-E) Graphics Cards, and sell them for $150-$200.

Also, the two oldest workers "fix" computers. They'll scratch the motherboard up, steal the graphics card, put in a shitty one, and say that they had to change the whole PC, and charge the customer upwards of $300.00.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Actual update on my life later

For now, you can read this:
Damn you, I fucking hate failchan. I've been noticing how my head is fucked. I'm seeing memes everywhere, and now it cost me my job.

I used to work at a pizza joint called Papa Gino's, which is a chain here in New England. Today, two guys came in, and they were very obviously a couple. Never in my life have I seen people this blatantly gay. Now, I'll be the first to admit that I'm a bleeding heart liberal hippie treehugger commie bastard, and I'm even bisexual myself, but DAMN these two were gay. Everything was going fine, right up until I served them their food. Instead of the usual "enjoy your meal" bit that I usually say, /b/ seized control of my brain.

"There you are, guys. Enjoy your AIDS." As soon as that A passed my lips, alarm bells went nuts in my head. But it was too late. I didn't realize what I had just done until I had finished speaking. The two guys just stared at me in shock for a momment, and I went pale. I knew that my days of free pizza and all the Mountain Dew I could drink were over in that one instant.

The two dudes go APESHIT. My manager comes over, and there's screaming about hate crimes, bigotry, lawsuits, and one of them even stood up and threatened to beat the shit out of me. We got into a fight, and my manager got scared, and said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air.

I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!"